В гоповской город Нефтеюганск. Всех с наступающим. Вернусь 5-6. Ведите хорошо себя. Люблю вас.

HO HO HO santa has come! Merry Christmaaaasssss luvers!

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR AWHILE

How the hell does LiveJournal work? all I know how to do is post journals. xD I WANT THE OTHER STUFF TOO.

On an off note, HAPPY HOLIDAYS EV'RYONE~~~ <3
Is everyone excited and planning on doing awesome family oriented things? anyone going to the movies? my sister is lol. STUFFFFFF TELL ME HOW ITS GOING

After everything with my friends. I sat back and looked at it all. I took a break from everything. Imvu..Myspace..everything that I could. for about a week and thought to myself. All the bad things i've done, all the good. I tried to even them out. The good over ruled the bad. Thank god. But all those bad things..they needed to stop. I can't just fix everything that is wrong with me. It's gonna take time. So i'm putting everything to a halt. Well that was the first plan. and I've kept to it..all except one thing. I promised myself. that I wouldn't form any new relationships..and not to trust anyone new. That week I took the break..I met L.C. and hes the only new relationship i've even thought about making. I also promised to stop, promising..trusting..careing more then I should, building new relationships. and talking about things. and cheering my feelings with anyone. Just till I can work out things with the problems I already have. I don't know how long this is gonna take. but when it's done. I'll be different. I'll be changed. I don't know if this change is what I need. but sure is..what everyone else needs. When i'm done. I'll be able to fix things on my own, i'll never have to complain to anyone ever again. Ima going to train myself to do that. I'm not going to make promises. and I'm not going to care about promises. I'm going to be prettier..I've already lost 5 pounds. Fat is NOT pretty. I know this post is confusing. It is even to myself. But in my head. I know what I'm doing. and I am going to change.

Кто придумал пиздячные выделения называть "любовным соком"? Извращенцы

Проведя этимологическое расследование, обнаружилось, что слова "селезень" и "селезенка" никак не связаны

Чего только мужчина не сделает, чтобы доказать, что его пенис безопасен для вагин.

За минуту где-то примерно сломал Колезеву машину в двух местах )

Одна из главных причин, по которой в детстве я стал учиться рисовать, заключается в том, что я хотел получить изображения красивых голых телок, чтобы дрочить на них. Рисовать дрочибельных телок я до сих пор не научился, но по инерции пытаюсь это делать.

Поднять этот бокал смегмы за моего лучшего друга и брата по Ордену - Дмитрия Колезева. Слава богу мы холосты, бодры и веселы. Пусть так и остается пока.